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You're cute. I love your hair.
Anonymous

Thanks, I love my hair, I’m very proud of my hair ^_^ I bet you have great hair too but anon makes you grey :P

It's not my fault that I don't know you well. I want to. You just don't give a chance.
Anonymous

I give everyone a chance and I always give people the benefit of the doubt so unless you just got too much for me you should come off anon and I’ll give you a chance…

Alyson?

I didn't actually pay attention to whatever that other anon is on about, but want a hug?
Anonymous

Thank you anon and thank you :D *hugs*

I wouldn't want to hurt you. I'd never want to hurt you. At least, not seriously. But you really need to learn how to identify when a person is hurt. Because it hurts more when you're insensitive and just plain mean about it.
Anonymous

Clearly you don’t know me that well, I’m emotionally stunted due to taking heavily from my father and brother, so if I ever appeared selfish or insensitive I didn’t mean it. Also if this occurred over the internet in any way it’s even harder to tell because there is no body language or vocal inflections, could you please tell me what this is about?

I couldn't hurt a goddamn fly. How the hell could I be her?
Anonymous

Then come off anonymous then…now I’m more curious about who you are than your reason, there’s a pretty big list of people that just want to kick me in the nuts for no reason

Most of them are some of my closest friends haha

Megan?
Hate you? I could never hate you. And I'm not making things complicated. Not at all.
Anonymous

Well you’re saying you want to inflict injury to me and I don’t know why…have I wronged or hurt you recently/in the past?

No es. Tu no comprendes. Maybe you'll understand Spanish better. Tu eres un culo. Y quiero dar un patada en tus cojones. Tu no sabes mi razon.
Anonymous

Okay, fine, I don’t know what your reason is and fine, you have your reasons for hating me and I am okay with that, continue to hate me if you will but you just make life more difficult by doing this. If you told me why and who you where maybe I could stop doing this but otherwise your efforts are meaningless and pointless

Well, if you weren't an insensitive ass maybe you'd realize why you deserve a kick in the balls.
Anonymous

I just agreed that I deserve a kick in the balls, this is just a circle jerk

Reblog if you too write fanfictions in your head but can’t put them on paper because your brain is way too far in advance for your hands to ever catch up.